Are you insane?!
Recently in Media Markt, Göttingen:
tuffiger laddish Seller: "Good day, what can I do for you?"
My friend: "Good day, we would like to exchange this handheld vacuum cleaner here."
seller ". Soso So what have you for a problem with that?"
my friend. "He does not suck suck, if he would, as he makes noise, everything would be fine."
tuffiger seller, "He does not suck?"
My friend: "No, he does not suck, so he brings zero power, he makes the coat.. . Not clean and for that he was thinking "
seller frightened:" The coat? "
My friend:" Yes, the animal fur. He does not clean "
seller indignantly:". Are you mad "
My friend"? Um ... no? But the fur is full of crumbs and that should get a handheld vacuum cleaner but clean ...?"
seller completely from the text: "Yes, you may think occasionally of the animal?"
My friend: "I think there is before a big misunderstanding. We are talking about an animal fur .... so, a cow skin .... a dead cow "
seller tuffiger again." Yes, you say but ...."
the hand vacuum cleaner Incidentally, we had to again take home, as we had forgotten the instructions and the cost of ordering measly € 15 .... would Cowhide "Elsa" We now clean again by hand.
Fran
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Neilmed Nose Rinse Danger
Happy Birthday dear jogging pants!
It is robust, adapting to all situations (and body changes) and can thus bring out the garbage. Hard-core all-time because even go shopping with her. We are talking about an old acquaintance who has probably everyone in simple, trendy and full of holes run in his closet: The jogging pants / sweatpants / leisure suit pants / shorts / pants cuddle / Schlumperhose....manchmal already Schockinghose.
Today is international Weltknuddeltag and the day of jogging pants. Happy Birthday, darling!
course, I have a splendid specimen in my cabinet. Oh, what I say: A whole horde is stacked in the bottom tray. There's the youngest of the house pants, a blue track pants with white stripes and synthetic zippers on the legs. The classic. Then a gray cotton pants with cuffs and side pockets. A brown, plain cotton trousers ... well, more like a leisure suit pants. Some heirlooms from Opi ... the XXL format reduces the functionality in any way ...
Yes and then .... then there's the blue Schlumperhose with the holes in Knee. Almost the super star of my jogging shorts. The holes do not come from the factory, but are real hand or dental work of my dwarf rabbit, making the mass-produced an individual collector's item.
And to be quite honest with jogging pants, it also works as much more comfortable ... or ever tried NEN-legged on the office chair in jeans? Colds or trying to stuff into a pocket handkerchief to 7? ... Just.
Long live the queen of dresses and empire for more efficiency at home job .... yeah, work-life balance and so on!
In this sense, and quite the beloved jogging outfit,
your Fran.
It is robust, adapting to all situations (and body changes) and can thus bring out the garbage. Hard-core all-time because even go shopping with her. We are talking about an old acquaintance who has probably everyone in simple, trendy and full of holes run in his closet: The jogging pants / sweatpants / leisure suit pants / shorts / pants cuddle / Schlumperhose....manchmal already Schockinghose.
Today is international Weltknuddeltag and the day of jogging pants. Happy Birthday, darling!
course, I have a splendid specimen in my cabinet. Oh, what I say: A whole horde is stacked in the bottom tray. There's the youngest of the house pants, a blue track pants with white stripes and synthetic zippers on the legs. The classic. Then a gray cotton pants with cuffs and side pockets. A brown, plain cotton trousers ... well, more like a leisure suit pants. Some heirlooms from Opi ... the XXL format reduces the functionality in any way ...
Yes and then .... then there's the blue Schlumperhose with the holes in Knee. Almost the super star of my jogging shorts. The holes do not come from the factory, but are real hand or dental work of my dwarf rabbit, making the mass-produced an individual collector's item.
And to be quite honest with jogging pants, it also works as much more comfortable ... or ever tried NEN-legged on the office chair in jeans? Colds or trying to stuff into a pocket handkerchief to 7? ... Just.
Long live the queen of dresses and empire for more efficiency at home job .... yeah, work-life balance and so on!
In this sense, and quite the beloved jogging outfit,
your Fran.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
First Time Plasma Donation Pay In Arlinton Texas
Avatar - the new era of cinematic landscape
gracefully .... they jump from tree to tree. Lovingly they protect their nature. Believed they maintain traditions and customs. ... From the tall, slender blue faces, you can still learn stuff.
It's Friday night, 20 clock, the cinema is up to the rafters, all wearing fancy 3D glasses - and I in the middle. Have I initially resisted even against a fantasy flick, attracts me the colorful fantasy world in the very first minutes. So real, as if one part of the story. I have no words. Again I reach for the familiar hand next to me looking for something from the "real" world. With Avatar
J. Cameron is a step into a new era of film history have succeeded. Still I never was so excited, so enthralled and so very "in" in a movie like this. Suddenly breaks off the story, the screen goes black, the lights are dimmed. Forced break from Pandora .... the jump into reality I succeed after 120 minutes, most colorful fantasy world only very slowly. The real life seems at once so clear before, so boring. One minute you could fly kites being suspended over rocks, running through the jungle and the tree of souls confide .... the red cinema armseelig acts against the colors of the movie ... finally it goes on.
Fascinated by the man to whom such a love for detail tremendously exciting, and glorious story arose, I give myself the brutal end of Pandora down. How true all at once the heart of the matter: to die for money and power natives - no matter what the cost.
While the idea I decide that this was not my last visit and think about already, how can I get floor tickets for Avatar.
Avatar - for me the film of the year and the beginning of a new kind of cinema.
love ... in a movie, your Fran
gracefully .... they jump from tree to tree. Lovingly they protect their nature. Believed they maintain traditions and customs. ... From the tall, slender blue faces, you can still learn stuff.
It's Friday night, 20 clock, the cinema is up to the rafters, all wearing fancy 3D glasses - and I in the middle. Have I initially resisted even against a fantasy flick, attracts me the colorful fantasy world in the very first minutes. So real, as if one part of the story. I have no words. Again I reach for the familiar hand next to me looking for something from the "real" world. With Avatar
J. Cameron is a step into a new era of film history have succeeded. Still I never was so excited, so enthralled and so very "in" in a movie like this. Suddenly breaks off the story, the screen goes black, the lights are dimmed. Forced break from Pandora .... the jump into reality I succeed after 120 minutes, most colorful fantasy world only very slowly. The real life seems at once so clear before, so boring. One minute you could fly kites being suspended over rocks, running through the jungle and the tree of souls confide .... the red cinema armseelig acts against the colors of the movie ... finally it goes on.
Fascinated by the man to whom such a love for detail tremendously exciting, and glorious story arose, I give myself the brutal end of Pandora down. How true all at once the heart of the matter: to die for money and power natives - no matter what the cost.
While the idea I decide that this was not my last visit and think about already, how can I get floor tickets for Avatar.
Avatar - for me the film of the year and the beginning of a new kind of cinema.
love ... in a movie, your Fran
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Epsum Salt Hair Volumizer
Do you write or do you still have scratches?
.... the land of unlimited possibilities of the Swedish youth and students of mass furniture store really is all possible! As you discover himself and his environment actually over again.
Our last visit to the disposable furniture makers of the nation is already a while back, but just now I remembered one of these great pencils in their hands and I remembered: At each x-any corner of this shopping paradise small spill hang with nice notes, "Write me "" Take me with you, "" There you'll find me. " Next to it are often also the so-popular small Holzbleistiftchen who like hiking and fast into every available pocket, no matter how many one of them already have at home. "Can you even use forever". Lights On. If you are not careful, you have the cash not yet reached, but with countless 5cm sticks with it. And thousands pieces of paper with numbers of shelves and drawers, Sizes and colors and accessories.
is actually schonmal But you noticed that there's really nowhere to nowhere .... no, not an IKEA store even a single pencil sharpener for all this?
Since there is probably more urgent action, love Sweden! .... And how would the hot then? Maybe "Häggsel"? "Spänle" or even "Spitza"?
your Fran
.... the land of unlimited possibilities of the Swedish youth and students of mass furniture store really is all possible! As you discover himself and his environment actually over again.
Our last visit to the disposable furniture makers of the nation is already a while back, but just now I remembered one of these great pencils in their hands and I remembered: At each x-any corner of this shopping paradise small spill hang with nice notes, "Write me "" Take me with you, "" There you'll find me. " Next to it are often also the so-popular small Holzbleistiftchen who like hiking and fast into every available pocket, no matter how many one of them already have at home. "Can you even use forever". Lights On. If you are not careful, you have the cash not yet reached, but with countless 5cm sticks with it. And thousands pieces of paper with numbers of shelves and drawers, Sizes and colors and accessories.
is actually schonmal But you noticed that there's really nowhere to nowhere .... no, not an IKEA store even a single pencil sharpener for all this?
Since there is probably more urgent action, love Sweden! .... And how would the hot then? Maybe "Häggsel"? "Spänle" or even "Spitza"?
your Fran
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